Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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