at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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