I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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