you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize
