Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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