My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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