is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You can't just leave with hair like that
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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