The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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