I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
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Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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