so that wasnt chicken after all
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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