You made me cry and you don't even care
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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