Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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