Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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