Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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