Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
stop calling my apartment porn island.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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