i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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