just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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