It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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