you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
When are your genitals available?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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