If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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