come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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