Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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