I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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