Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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