So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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