First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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