she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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