That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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