It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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