I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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