The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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