i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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