you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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