Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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