So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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