I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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