She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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