So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
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I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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