i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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