JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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