seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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