glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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