Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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