Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
