we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Randomize
