I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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