he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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