my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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