everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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