From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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