found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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