She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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