WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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