"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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