i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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