we're blogging at a bar
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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