Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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